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Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Friday April 01st 2011, 11:40 am

(February 25) In the midst of winter, I have seen two beetles in the house. The ladybug escaped from my window frame to turn up dead on the stairs. Then there was this fellow…

the creature from under my desk
Reminds me of a lightning bug for some reason

it didn't much care for my attentions either
I’ve no idea what it was, or where it went

never to be seen again?
I’m kind of frustrated by how these came out. I need a better/not-ruined camera. I need to learn how to use it properly.



Sunday March 27th 2011, 12:20 pm

(February 16) NYLUG night.

haier than even snoop
Formerly the Greenwich Savings Bank,

reflections
Dogs, you say?

i can't even tie a bow tie
J.P. Woofmorgan(?)

late at night, they roam the city fighting crime
For some reason this shot makes me think of The Night Stalker.



Friday March 25th 2011, 3:32 am

(January 12) Hibernation has been underway. I have to bide my time until April or May, when my ship is expected to come in bearing better times for the future.

itchy.
What is this?

itchy!!
Three weeks in the making

itchy. like. you. would. not. fucking. believe.
Hahaha. Too funny.

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Sunday March 20th 2011, 4:15 am

(December 31) The last day of a lousy year.

an assignment
As the morning begins, it seems I am Mr. Phelps. Or Mr. Hunt, if you prefer.

and the secretary will disavow any knowledge of my actions
This message will self destruct in ….

quackers
Later that night as I returned home, there were some ducks (geese?) who apparently didn’t get the memo about the pond being frozen over.

yeah, well you're a birdbrain!
They emphatically did not wish to participate in this photoblog.

fuck off, 2010!!
Good riddance, 2010.



Wednesday March 02nd 2011, 10:47 pm

(December 24) I need to try and remember, nothing around here is open late or at all on holidays. A three mile walk to the store for baking powder came up against an empty store. Fortunately I whipped up a substitute at home.

dirty hippies
Peace man, …. peace.

not photoshopped
Bah fuckin humbug.