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Better Than Real Because It's Not.

Friday January 22nd 2016, 10:22 pm
Filed under: General

(Jan 21) At some point, I don’t remember when, I discarded my bills and other papers relevant to my time in Port Jefferson Village. I have now discarded similar items from my time in Brooklyn. I no longer see my return to NYC as a return much anymore. It will be something new, something different.

no, seriously
I went to LaGuardia Airport and all I got was a photo of this sign

this seems a less than optimal use of time
I spent far too much time putting these stickers on bags

Thursday December 24th 2015, 1:14 am
Filed under: General

(Dec 22) I’ve been having health problems. As a result, December has gone by and nothing much has happened. December is usually slow, but the warm weather means things are actually still moving along around here.

not a nineeleven sticker
I was in the city to attend a business party

no, really, really loves it
Apparently someone in this neighborhood really loves weed.

i think it's the red
I have a feeling nobody but me likes this one

my memory isn't what it used to be
I don’t remember Wall St. having a tree. Is that new?

Saturday October 24th 2015, 9:04 am
Filed under: General

(Oct 12) Eleven posts in October, eight posts in a row. I thought this must be a record of some kind, but August 2012 did this with a total of twelve.

very, very spoiled

they must have kids
They’re really into Halloween.

too bad windows 10 sucks too
Removing the scourge known as Windows 8

the cup is empty
In my case, neither.

the undeniable link between time to kill and art
At the train station.

Wednesday July 15th 2015, 11:50 am
Filed under: General

(Jun 14) Dogs, dogs, dogs.

probably looking for the only thing he cares about ... food
Romeo surveys the yard

it reminds me of a horse running
You should see Atlas run

mini mothra

doggies in motion
Don’t they look crazed?

disclaimer: sticker contains 0% actual danger
Mo danger, mo problems?

this isn't a bad place to be a dog
I think he finally realizes he’s got a home again

it was like a prison for dogs
He wasn’t treated very well in his last place of residence

Tuesday May 05th 2015, 4:27 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 20) This post was Snoop-approved.

but these are the tackiest shoes i've ever seen
The wearer was a very friendly tourist/student.

i love these things though
Decode please

Someone’s having a shitty evening

Would you like some raccoon with your beer?

the store workers said he was nasty, too
Did he forget his photo ID?

the peak moment of the stoner national holiday
Seeing this on my phone, I couldn’t resist saving it.