p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.

Monday August 13th 2012, 11:47 pm
Filed under: General

(Mar 25) I’ve left Port Jeff for the third time now, second time leaving the same location. Moving is killing me inside.

toward the garage
A last look out my bedside window

the attic
This was the office side

twas my refuge, for a time
And this was the bed side

george's couches
Emptied of all that was ours

for rent again
Soon to be someone else’s

Saturday April 11th 2009, 4:42 pm
Filed under: General

This was a long week, but I have little to show for it.

Arriving in Port Jefferson …

they're yeller, I say!
There’s always something randomly blooming

… which became PJ Horsefeathers, which became The Bada Bing, which has become The Riff

the cars, not just a band
… Then back to Brooklyn, and off to the bank to deposit a check.

popeye is a bottom?
Ok, this place is getting weirder.

Tuesday May 24th 2005, 8:36 pm
Filed under: General

A trip out for coffee.






More Azeleas.


 red maple

Red Maple.



I think this is a walnut tree.



The boy in the window.


 barber pole

Barber shop pole.
Unbroken, unlike all the ones I’ve seen in the city.


 purple pansies.

The gayest flowers of all.



This store scares me.


Monday December 08th 2003, 6:50 am
Filed under: General

I’m pretty sure no one ever comes here but me, and it takes enough effort to maintain this that I wonder why I do it. I really don’t know why I bother, but it’s got to be whatever impulse made me start doing it to begin with. Between the $10 to register the domain and the time put into futzing with the software, I’ve invested quite a bit of myself into something I can’t explain. Ditto for the whole camera-phone business.

To summarize this week,… It snowed.

hey there!

And of course, Christmas started this year before Thanksgiving did.


God help me, I'm starting to like these shitty phone pics.
of darkness and light

you can see it like streaks
you can see it like streaks

I’m looking my usual yecchy self.
yecch, who is this bum?

Sure, plow it right onto the sidewalk.
sure, plow it right onto the sidewalk.

The snow monster. Or maybe a shrubbery.
the snow monster

The Peerless, snowed in.
nan's car

The Victorian Home Tour laughs at your blizzard!

I think they’re kinda quacky.
the ducks don't seem to care.

Yeah, it’s a winter freaking wonderland…
i'll probably have to live with this snow for weeks.

Currier & Ives material
All snowy and shit

The birds were smart and left town.
feeder full of snow

Snow, as far as the eye can see.
it looks nice, actually

That’s a lot of snow.
and that's just what piled up on my barbecue grill!

Port Jefferson Village Hall

Dickens Alley. Be afraid. Be Very Afraid.

The wreaths look much nicer with snow.
they're not too bad now

The Receiver of Taxes building
fitting it's at the start of dickens alley, huh?

It wasn’t even over the next day.