p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.

Thursday December 24th 2015, 1:14 am
Filed under: General

(Dec 22) I’ve been having health problems. As a result, December has gone by and nothing much has happened. December is usually slow, but the warm weather means things are actually still moving along around here.

not a nineeleven sticker
I was in the city to attend a business party

no, really, really loves it
Apparently someone in this neighborhood really loves weed.

i think it's the red
I have a feeling nobody but me likes this one

my memory isn't what it used to be
I don’t remember Wall St. having a tree. Is that new?

Wednesday November 25th 2015, 7:56 pm
Filed under: General

(Nov 18) Second day. The launch events were a success.


Day two began with meditation

the fruits of the labors of many
And now it must fly

yay subway ads

how trendy
The Museum of Feels

Tuesday November 24th 2015, 8:44 am
Filed under: General

(Nov 17) I was at the everup launch.

footprints of telephone kiosks
Do you recognize these?

in this area, that's normal
Lots of noise, little progress.

these must have cost a few bucks
Apparently he takes the train from Ronkonkoma.

we had an office on rector st.
Back in my Wall Street ‘hood.

no. 1 broadway
Here, it begins.

Everup has launched!

it's nice to gaze upon you again
Hello, old friend.

Monday October 26th 2015, 11:58 pm
Filed under: General

(Oct 26) Thirteen posts.

endlessly and noisily
They are endlessly doing nothing here

closed is open
Perhaps the new management will turn off the OPEN sign when they are closed.

Halloween is very near now

Monday October 19th 2015, 8:47 am
Filed under: General

(Sep 20) A return to the San Gennaro festival. I haven’t been since I left Brooklyn. It has gotten smaller and has become overrun by iPhone accessories.

i look like my brother here
Your author, looking harried

i don't know what it is i'm hoping to capture here, but i never find it
Through the tunnel

a donut was reported missing
I was actually asked if terrorists might come to San Gennaro. I suppose this is the post-Boston way of things.

this might have been witty 30 years ago
Someone didn’t get the memo. We don’t have hippies anymore, now we have hipsters.

spend money please
The width of the street surely hasn’t changed, but it feels cramped now.

doesn't even cross my mind
You know,… it never occurs to me to eat any of this stuff

money to be given to the poor
Saint Januarius

someday soon
Someday, this will all be part of Chinatown

not that it contributed positively toward the festival's authenticity
The “Drown the Clown” carnival game is no longer a part of it.