p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.

Saturday April 30th 2016, 3:47 pm
Filed under: General

(Mar 14) Did I mention I’m working on a new venture?

for me, this is an attention-grabber
Made in Brooklyn

and crispy, like a fortune cookie should be
Cracked open

they say what i want to hear

Tuesday November 18th 2014, 8:01 pm
Filed under: General

(Nov 18) I need to figure out a better way to process my phone photos. Instant uploads to “the cloud” turn out not to be terribly useful to me.

it's a very short list of things i'm going to miss about here
Ok. I’m going to miss grilling over an open fire.

nearly invisible me
I like this effect

in the eerie glow
It takes decent night photos for a phone

i've been there twice now
I sent this to Viza to announce my arrival on Roosevelt Island

it was not however, a sign of good fortune
If you look closely, there’s a rainbow

Jesse Pinkman wuz here

seven. eleven. "pizza." need more be said?
A travesty committed against pizza

i miss seeing lindsay regularly
I had lunch with Lindsay and Leah

he's a good little boy
I’m really going to miss him.

this is how george hotz got his job at google

aren't we all?
The stickers spoke truth.

Saturday November 24th 2012, 4:46 am
Filed under: General

(Nov 24) Coasting through November. The only event is my root canal covered here previously, has broken in half, within weeks of its three year anniversary.

romeo's hard life
Things have been slow here, from my perspective.

you are getting sleepy. sleeeeeepy.
Slow and sleepy

small butternut squash
The last harvest, other than peanuts

a prelude to soup

Sunday October 28th 2012, 3:13 am
Filed under: General

(Oct 6) preed came to town, his first visit since 2007. I didn’t get to spend enough time with him the last time because Billy had just begun his death spiral. This time Paul probably saw more than enough of me. This is that story. <insert Law & Order sound here />

welcome back to new york
Paul came to town

big. metal. earth.
He stayed in the Columbus Circle area

The crazy people were there to greet us

i finally held an event at the atrium
He gave a talk at the Wall St. Atrium

viza identified the deli from the photo of the food
We had lunch at Katz’s. The live entertainment was a family that repeatedly left their baby unattended at the table where it sucked on a mustard bottle.

the future rudolph guiliani bridge
We walked to Brooklyn across the Brooklyn Bridge

eventually to be renamed the mario cuomo bridge
Then walked back to Manhattan across the Manhattan Bridge

where many things are for sale
We made landfall in Chinatown.

mugged in ny, high tech style
Someone in the Bronx who works at the Irish bar he ate at cloned his card to buy a $1000 phone.

Friday October 26th 2012, 12:02 am
Filed under: General

(Sep 5) Not much of note. The harvest of the garden is just about over.

soon to be sauce
Roma tomatoes

Not cooking them…

that's how you peel a tomato
blanching them

but i did take this photo
I didn’t grow this mushroom

conjoined shrooms
I meant, this mutant mushroom

ladies and gentlemen, the two-headed mushroom
It was too weird to eat

and now for something completely different
A mound of dirt

Gee, I wonder why it feels like all I do is cook lately?

no really, they <3 these brussels sprouts
These have surprisingly been a huge hit