p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Monday July 04th 2016, 6:08 pm
Filed under: General

(May 22) Trains and escalators.

goodbye forever, waldbaums
The last can. Now, they are truly gone to me

abandoned
This hat now available

into the ground
Amtrak’s part of the station makes even less sense than does the LIRR’s

where the trains are
We stand in the middle of the aisle an hour or so before we get to go down

upstate, again
After this, it’s a very long train ride


Wednesday November 25th 2015, 7:56 pm
Filed under: General

(Nov 18) Second day. The launch events were a success.

fail
Decode!

quiet
Day two began with meditation

the fruits of the labors of many
And now it must fly

yay subway ads
Ahem.

how trendy
The Museum of Feels


Tuesday November 24th 2015, 8:44 am
Filed under: General

(Nov 17) I was at the everup launch.

footprints of telephone kiosks
Do you recognize these?

in this area, that's normal
Lots of noise, little progress.

these must have cost a few bucks
Apparently he takes the train from Ronkonkoma.

we had an office on rector st.
Back in my Wall Street ‘hood.

no. 1 broadway
Here, it begins.

birth!
Everup has launched!

it's nice to gaze upon you again
Hello, old friend.


Sunday October 04th 2015, 1:56 am
Filed under: General

(Jul 30) July was all about the fail. Nothing much got done. The perfect middle of the Summer That Wasn’t.

gone and forgotten in moments
When I die, this will be the mark I leave behind

crawling about
The creatures of summer are everywhere

i rue the summer train schedule
There’s been a lot of waiting here

maybe they're mine
Someone has lost their screws

fucked up and wrong
These photos inexplicably continue to sum up my present existence perfectly

hello, i'd like to speak to the 80's please.
Is there help on the other end of that line?

massive warby parker fail
The eyeglasses that weren’t meant to be.


Tuesday April 28th 2015, 7:17 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 18) I am continually asked why I am doing this. It is hard to explain.

this stirs up memories of how f. scott fitzgerald described manhattan
When you enter the city by car on the Long Island Expressway,

the skyscrapers poke up past the roadbed
you rise as you approach Manhattan,

after paying a shakedown fee
Then you go down under the river

it continues to escape me
I’m still trying to get the perfect shot down here

maybe someday, sometime.
I don’t get many opportunities, due to expense and infrequent auto travel into Manhattan.

my skills are not
I think the ubercamera is up to the task,

sssshhhhhaaaaakkkkkeeeeeey shake
for now, here is my simulation of an earthquake during a tunnel trip.

that's a $90 shirt
Overkill