p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.

Sunday October 25th 2015, 11:56 am
Filed under: General

(Oct 25) Is it a record now?

they're comin to eat ur subways
Giant bats

Thursday May 21st 2015, 8:59 pm
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(Apr 27) It is now undeniably spring. And it becomes time to ponder the reasons why I am still here.

too familiar
Familiar turf.

i'd never really noticed this before
Though I still have not seen it all

hundreds of thousands? millions?
I wonder how many times people have walked past this sign.

unless the building goes away *cough*
This will now always look the same, every time.

anything for a buck, yo
Disney, stayin classy.

i don't care if worsener is not a word
Beer. The cause of, and worsener of problems.

Saturday April 18th 2015, 7:54 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 18) Nothing is happening. Like, nothing.

must. maintain. contact. all. times.
This is something everyone with a dog understands


better than crime, right?
Nail clipping continues to plague the subway

the belly's not going to rub itself, yo.
Someone wants something

i wonder though if all anyone else sees is blurry
I like these blurry, artsy things

they're very me, somehow
I like these kicks

ugh and smile
See what I did there?

Tuesday December 10th 2013, 12:44 pm
Filed under: General

(Oct 20) If you knew me, you’d think I’d have been here already, or that I’d have gone with Viza. You’d be wrong on both counts. On this particular Sunday afternoon though, I went to the NYC Transit Museum with Preed.

and pressurization
It starts with the story of digging

the bewheeled barrow
Preed tried his hand at manual labor

oh there he is!
Today’s Game: “Where’s Tesla?”

Brooklyn Trucking Express
Whatever it is, do it.

it's just like in the movies!
I’ve never actually seen one of these for reals before

stupidly ironic
Stupid people? Ironic? Perhaps just well-trained.

which apparently used the same business model as prostitutes

already overdue
More irony. But so very MTA.

can you spell 'manipulation', boys and girls?
Wrigley’s spells an ad that wouldn’t pass standards and practices today

you probably got stuck *to* them
It’s amazing how long they stuck with wicker seats

fire! fire!
Another era, for sure

Paul seemed deeply interested in these

Thursday February 03rd 2011, 7:25 pm
Filed under: General

(December 8) I have to be up at an ungodly hour to be in the Bronx at 9am.

the colors man, the colors!
This cherry-picker is used to paint the elevated subway lines.
It is covered in splatter of many colors.