p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Thursday May 21st 2015, 8:59 pm

(Apr 27) It is now undeniably spring. And it becomes time to ponder the reasons why I am still here.

too familiar
Familiar turf.

i'd never really noticed this before
Though I still have not seen it all

hundreds of thousands? millions?
I wonder how many times people have walked past this sign.

unless the building goes away *cough*
This will now always look the same, every time.

anything for a buck, yo
Disney, stayin classy.

i don't care if worsener is not a word
Beer. The cause of, and worsener of problems.



Tuesday May 05th 2015, 4:27 pm

(Apr 20) This post was Snoop-approved.

but these are the tackiest shoes i've ever seen
The wearer was a very friendly tourist/student.

i love these things though
Decode please

tickettime
Someone’s having a shitty evening

thirstycoon
Would you like some raccoon with your beer?

the store workers said he was nasty, too
Did he forget his photo ID?

the peak moment of the stoner national holiday
Seeing this on my phone, I couldn’t resist saving it.



Tuesday April 28th 2015, 7:17 pm

(Apr 18) I am continually asked why I am doing this. It is hard to explain.

this stirs up memories of how f. scott fitzgerald described manhattan
When you enter the city by car on the Long Island Expressway,

the skyscrapers poke up past the roadbed
you rise as you approach Manhattan,

after paying a shakedown fee
Then you go down under the river

it continues to escape me
I’m still trying to get the perfect shot down here

maybe someday, sometime.
I don’t get many opportunities, due to expense and infrequent auto travel into Manhattan.

my skills are not
I think the ubercamera is up to the task,

sssshhhhhaaaaakkkkkeeeeeey shake
for now, here is my simulation of an earthquake during a tunnel trip.

that's a $90 shirt
Overkill



Saturday April 18th 2015, 7:54 pm

(Apr 18) Nothing is happening. Like, nothing.

must. maintain. contact. all. times.
This is something everyone with a dog understands

deer
“Stargazer”

better than crime, right?
Nail clipping continues to plague the subway

the belly's not going to rub itself, yo.
Someone wants something

i wonder though if all anyone else sees is blurry
I like these blurry, artsy things

they're very me, somehow
I like these kicks

ugh and smile
See what I did there?



Monday April 06th 2015, 12:20 am

(Mar 25) I’m itching get better at photography.

so i grabbed the tripod and went out
Part of getting better is showing up

i really need a lens or two
I need to learn too, though.

the galaxy s5 fails to impress
I’m pretty dissatisfied with the phone camera.

meh
In some ways it’s like my phone from 2003.




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