p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Sunday January 31st 2016, 5:00 pm
Filed under: General

(Jan 24) The white, fluffy, doom approaches. No, it is not Mister Stay-Puft from Ghostbusters. (original filmed down by my office!)

Before:
you can feel it coming
Winter has thankfully been uneventful, thus far.

but it is bearing down on us now
There has been no snow this season

it won't be long
And now, we wait …

After:
ohshit
Arrival

the snow
My back still hurts from shoveling


Saturday April 04th 2015, 1:38 am
Filed under: General

(Mar 22) It has been a long slog through winter.

light
It is still snowing

dark
Same shot

pretty,
Something about the snow this year,

but depressing
has been very stifling.

more blue
This and the next, from the phone camera.

because i'm a shitty photographer
I’m not sure why they’re different

vera would kick his ass if she knew
I caught Pete smoking


Friday March 27th 2015, 1:55 pm
Filed under: General

(Feb 28) Account closed.

time for an anti-celebration
Put away the champagne

nothing made it into this storage unit. nothing.
I have failed to move


Thursday March 26th 2015, 12:00 am
Filed under: General

(Feb 28) The tempest comes in multiple parts. ‘Reconcile Yourselves With Your God, For All Will Perish In The Tempest’.

guess who's finally going under?
Speaking of impending doom…

the shack
… it is finally coming to an end.

say hello to our little friendflakes
Meanwhile…

the tempest continued
It has arrived, it has.

sacrifice of the white teddy bears to the snow gods
The evil it brings

bus stop
The shitty way Long Island treats its pedestrians and kids.

snow.
Cold, dirty, enveloping.


Wednesday March 25th 2015, 12:00 am
Filed under: General

(Feb 27) A comparison. A cake. A comparison of cake.

night scene
Phone camera

same night scene, different camera
Ubercamera

you know what the cake is
So it is written

you know it's good ...
Phone camera

... because it's blue, bitch!
Ubercamera
I can’t tell what’s crap until it’s on the computer

the snowpocalypse is nigh!
Hide under the covers!