p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.

Sunday July 27th 2014, 1:52 am
Filed under: General

(Jun 29) I’ve got around.

Now I can say I’ve been to the Boardy Barn

chestnut flowers
I remember these from my home in West Sayville

i'm not sure why romeo doesn't come down as often
Atlas has displaced Romeo as the dog who spends the day with me

Wednesday July 23rd 2014, 8:12 am
Filed under: General

(Jun 19) A doll was murdered and mutilated today, its body parts strewn along a stretch of Mooney Pond Road.

she was blond and blue eyed
The unidentified victim was discovered by the curb

like a child's toy
Torn asunder

her plastic was torn from her hollow core
Legs ripped from the torso

the cigarette butts probably belong to the perpetrator
Discarded as though she were nothing

if you have any information about this crime, please call the toy factory at once!
The shady looking suspect in this crime

Tuesday July 22nd 2014, 1:18 am
Filed under: General

(Jun 10) They spend a lot of time in my bed.

everyone who sees my bed for the first time thinks 'fake billy' is real
And sleeping is their #1 pastime.