p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.

Sunday October 25th 2015, 11:56 am
Filed under: General

(Oct 25) Is it a record now?

they're comin to eat ur subways
Giant bats

Tuesday September 30th 2014, 9:28 pm
Filed under: General

(Sep 17) Emptying the queue.

i'm going to miss him
He’s gotten a little attached to me

i don't think i ever found a toy in the street in the city
I run into a lot of lost toys around here

and romeo knows it, he doesn't sleep on my bed often anymore
He only reluctantly shares this space with Romeo

yeah bitch, science!
I had a Walter White moment and realized how to freeze water in glass jars

public art at the lirr mineola station. hah!
Welcome to the Wall of Foamers

Wednesday July 23rd 2014, 8:12 am
Filed under: General

(Jun 19) A doll was murdered and mutilated today, its body parts strewn along a stretch of Mooney Pond Road.

she was blond and blue eyed
The unidentified victim was discovered by the curb

like a child's toy
Torn asunder

her plastic was torn from her hollow core
Legs ripped from the torso

the cigarette butts probably belong to the perpetrator
Discarded as though she were nothing

if you have any information about this crime, please call the toy factory at once!
The shady looking suspect in this crime

Wednesday August 22nd 2012, 12:12 am
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(Jun 12) June looks a little repetitive.

Romeo has been spending time with me to escape being crated

like most dogs
He’s an expert at sleeping

The yellow squash are starting to grow

hot wheels track
Boys my age can spot these even in the dark

salute the autos
Car country

or likely being eaten
These birds apparently spend a few days on the ground before flying

Romeo and

and killing the bugs trying to kill them
squash. Repeat.

Wednesday June 03rd 2009, 3:00 am
Filed under: General

(late May)

brooklyn industries
It’s crazy out there.

gnu snowboard
The choice of a GNU generation?