p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.

Tuesday April 28th 2015, 7:17 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 18) I am continually asked why I am doing this. It is hard to explain.

this stirs up memories of how f. scott fitzgerald described manhattan
When you enter the city by car on the Long Island Expressway,

the skyscrapers poke up past the roadbed
you rise as you approach Manhattan,

after paying a shakedown fee
Then you go down under the river

it continues to escape me
I’m still trying to get the perfect shot down here

maybe someday, sometime.
I don’t get many opportunities, due to expense and infrequent auto travel into Manhattan.

my skills are not
I think the ubercamera is up to the task,

sssshhhhhaaaaakkkkkeeeeeey shake
for now, here is my simulation of an earthquake during a tunnel trip.

that's a $90 shirt

Saturday April 18th 2015, 7:54 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 18) Nothing is happening. Like, nothing.

must. maintain. contact. all. times.
This is something everyone with a dog understands


better than crime, right?
Nail clipping continues to plague the subway

the belly's not going to rub itself, yo.
Someone wants something

i wonder though if all anyone else sees is blurry
I like these blurry, artsy things

they're very me, somehow
I like these kicks

ugh and smile
See what I did there?

Monday April 06th 2015, 12:20 am
Filed under: General

(Mar 25) I’m itching get better at photography.

so i grabbed the tripod and went out
Part of getting better is showing up

i really need a lens or two
I need to learn too, though.

the galaxy s5 fails to impress
I’m pretty dissatisfied with the phone camera.

In some ways it’s like my phone from 2003.

Saturday April 04th 2015, 1:38 am
Filed under: General

(Mar 22) It has been a long slog through winter.

It is still snowing

Same shot

Something about the snow this year,

but depressing
has been very stifling.

more blue
This and the next, from the phone camera.

because i'm a shitty photographer
I’m not sure why they’re different

vera would kick his ass if she knew
I caught Pete smoking

Wednesday April 01st 2015, 12:00 am
Filed under: General

(Mar 2) Ice, Ice, Baby.

the planters and benches are gone
This is one way to get rid of the homeless, I guess.

phone camera
Galaxy S5 Camera

Canon T3i

eye sickle
As we say on the Internet, freezing cold is cold.

stair beam
At least the bus is warm