p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Tuesday November 18th 2014, 8:01 pm

(Nov 18) I need to figure out a better way to process my phone photos. Instant uploads to “the cloud” turn out not to be terribly useful to me.

it's a very short list of things i'm going to miss about here
Ok. I’m going to miss grilling over an open fire.

nearly invisible me
I like this effect

in the eerie glow
It takes decent night photos for a phone

i've been there twice now
I sent this to Viza to announce my arrival on Roosevelt Island

it was not however, a sign of good fortune
If you look closely, there’s a rainbow

bitch!
Jesse Pinkman wuz here

seven. eleven. "pizza." need more be said?
A travesty committed against pizza

i miss seeing lindsay regularly
I had lunch with Lindsay and Leah

he's a good little boy
I’m really going to miss him.

this is how george hotz got his job at google
Irony.

aren't we all?
The stickers spoke truth.



Monday November 10th 2014, 12:09 am

(Nov 10) Now is the appointed time to be back in NYC. Why can’t I get off this ride?

jane stop this crazy thing!
Right round round round



Friday October 31st 2014, 11:59 pm

(Oct 31) I didn’t get to the Greenwich Village Halloween Parade this year. Again.

the route, get it? ha. ha.
I’m surprised no one has pointed out to them how awful and inappropriate this writing is.

long island
Somewhere off in the distance…

not long island
New York City.



Monday October 27th 2014, 11:56 pm

(Oct 26) Wheels are in motion. I have rented a storage unit.

huntington hospital
Tried to catch the HART bus here. It never showed up. Ended up taking the Suffolk County Transit bus.

atlas
I’m going to miss this one terribly.

romeo
This one’s been visiting a lot too.

skeldeneletons
I’ve realized I don’t really take many photos in Selden.



Tuesday September 30th 2014, 9:28 pm

(Sep 17) Emptying the queue.

i'm going to miss him
He’s gotten a little attached to me

i don't think i ever found a toy in the street in the city
I run into a lot of lost toys around here

and romeo knows it, he doesn't sleep on my bed often anymore
He only reluctantly shares this space with Romeo

yeah bitch, science!
I had a Walter White moment and realized how to freeze water in glass jars

public art at the lirr mineola station. hah!
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