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Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Tuesday May 05th 2015, 4:27 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 20) This post was Snoop-approved.

but these are the tackiest shoes i've ever seen
The wearer was a very friendly tourist/student.

i love these things though
Decode please

tickettime
Someone’s having a shitty evening

thirstycoon
Would you like some raccoon with your beer?

the store workers said he was nasty, too
Did he forget his photo ID?

the peak moment of the stoner national holiday
Seeing this on my phone, I couldn’t resist saving it.


Tuesday September 30th 2014, 9:28 pm
Filed under: General

(Sep 17) Emptying the queue.

i'm going to miss him
He’s gotten a little attached to me

i don't think i ever found a toy in the street in the city
I run into a lot of lost toys around here

and romeo knows it, he doesn't sleep on my bed often anymore
He only reluctantly shares this space with Romeo

yeah bitch, science!
I had a Walter White moment and realized how to freeze water in glass jars

public art at the lirr mineola station. hah!
Welcome to the Wall of Foamers


Monday May 27th 2013, 8:48 pm
Filed under: General

(May 25) I don’t know where this month went. It seems to have been largely consumed by drama in the house. The housemate with the screaming, crying, children will be gone June 1. Those kids are doomed. Doomed. Even their father has given up on them already and they’re only seven and eight.

employment walk of shame
Junior got fired

power plant exhaust
Port Jefferson smokestacks

new job
This time, Junior didn’t get canned.

this is what spoiled looks like
Romeo continues to lead a hard life

fulton st.
Back in one of the most familiar places

finally
It’s not as tall as the Twin Towers, unless you count the oversized pole on the roof. It’s not even going to be the tallest in the city. But finally, that’s as tall as it’s going to get, and the pole is on the roof.


Thursday April 25th 2013, 11:45 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 25) You thought March was over. We lied. But April too. Honest!

walking through the ruins of a grand building
Peeking at the past

it's taking forever
Slowly. Oh so very slowly.

why am i in east setauket at dawn?
Moon at dawn

tommy
April started with reality TV stars in my midst

costco meat (mostly)
What’s $100 of meat look like

romeo romedoze
The warm has arrived

time marches on more quickly than construction has on the wtc site
Does it look like it changed any since the one above?

i'm about to elevate my day
This way up


Thursday February 28th 2013, 11:58 pm
Filed under: General

(Feb 28) A whole lot of nothing. Been sick. Mission now… make things happen in March.

in and out
Rolling along, same ol’ same old.

the infamous l.i.e.
Passing under the action. Or the lack thereof.