p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Saturday November 29th 2008, 12:00 am
Filed under: General

(November 23) In what is likely to be the last expedition for November, I headed from the Tree Huts in Madison Square Park to the Roosevelt Island Tram terminal to see Dylan Mortimer’s Prayer Booths. I got there just in time not to see them assembled, which was a bummer in that I saw one of them enough that I’m not likely to spend the time and money to go back. Allow me to say once again, that I despise Standard Time.

phone booth
These, are the sorry excuses (kiosks) for what passes for a phone booth these days.
Above, are from our local telephone monster, Verizon.

prayer kiosk
This, would be most of a Prayer Booth. Apparently he takes them in at night, possibly due to the graffitti.
Although to be honest, the graffitti stain adds an authenticity to the Prayer Booths that would have been otherwise absent given nothing else around here is free from some kind of …. urban weathering.

sign

In keeping with my previous Astroland theme, I probably won’t go back to see them in an assembled condition, but now that I’ve said that,….

As of now, for the first time in months, there’s nothing left in the queue here.


Wednesday November 26th 2008, 12:39 am
Filed under: General

(October 31) The mission on this day was as follows: Tree Huts, Banksy, Parade. Things didn’t work out so well on any of the three counts; light and timing were the lessons of the day. Though there were people inside looking at paperwork and eating real food, Banksy’s Village Pet Store & Charcoal Grill closed eariler than was reported by the press and all I got was a glimpse through the windows.

adopt the pets today, or eat them next week
Oddly enough, I suppose I didn’t really miss too much, it’s a small store.

psst... it's not real!
I could see more than I could realistically photograph through the windows.

who's got camera baits?
These things breed like rats, there’s as many cameras as rodents in this city.

mrs. peter cottontail
I took the obligatory shots….

now you know where the chicken nuggets come from
… the same ones that ten thousand other people took.

papered over
And then… it was gone.


Saturday November 22nd 2008, 2:46 pm
Filed under: General

(October 19) Wrapping up the trip to Domino with fourteen more photos, I headed back toward home, with a quick stop to the datacenter down by Wall Street.

crane crane go away, come again some other day
By all that’s going up, you’d never know that everything’s going to hell.

the rubble of someone else's dreams
And lots of other stuff is coming down to make way for more.

the rubble of someone else's event(?)
More Bisphenol A than you can shake a stick at.

half steel, half concrete, she's pretty stiff
What is The Secret Behind the Door?

bikes
This place made me think of Whatah.

this also made me think of whatah
The neighborhood buildings are covered in artwork

first rule of secret club... there is no secret club
Something was going on behind this door as well.

bette davis sees all!
Whatever it was, it did not escape Bette Davis’s eyes.

winged but grounded
Fallen something

growth above times two
Construction and life both go on.

coming soon: hate 2
And hate is eternal.

why not 'mikeys booty call'?
This is even pervy-er than his subway ad.

new york stock exchange
The scene of the crime.

i remember a saner time on wall street
This is the kind of Nine Eleven false patriotism we could all live without.


Monday September 29th 2008, 5:05 am
Filed under: General

(September 7) I was determined to make it to the HOWL Festival this year. It was only a token appearance, but I made it.

write this down somewhere
Waiting for the F from Brooklyn to the East Village, I noticed we’ve got a higher grade of graffitti artist in the neighborhood

"Things the wait for a train inspires, for $200, Alex?"
Along with some random doodling

oh kay
You know you’re in the East Village when the local entertainment includes “Cannibal! The Musical”, and “Poultrygeist”

but at what price?
Free Fortunes!

where's my damn money?
Right about now, would be really good.

on the stage
Low Life

shirts
It’s very Tompkins Sq. Park, yes.

I'll bet he doesn't remember being there
He’s got a bad memory

the somethingorotherwithstrings
He plays it well, whatever it is.


Monday September 01st 2008, 10:44 pm
Filed under: General

(August 16) Yes, I am still posting about August 16th. (I finally remembered to tag the DUMBO photos though) The day that started out as a small trip to DUMBO to snap a few photos of the Revs sculpture before it is stolen into the private market, didn’t end with me walking back from the mural and heading straight to the York St. Station. Upon seeing one of the Manhattan “waterfalls”, I decided to go visit the trees that are being killed by the Brooklyn Bridge “waterfall”.

photographer
As it turned out, the place was full of photographers

underbridge
Under the Brooklyn Bridge, on the shores of the East River,
you’ll find Brooklyn Bridge Park

waves
Lots of people were sitting around here listening to the waves

cylinders
The park is presently full of artwork that has a “recycled feel” to it

gears and things

metal flowers

manhattan bridge
There’s lots of great views of the Manhattan Bridge here

parkgoers on grass
It seems to be a popular destination and hangout

sunset brooklyn bridge
There’s also a lot of good views of the Brooklyn Bridge

cromosaurus

wedding under the manhattan bridge
As I would later find out, this seems to be the place to have weddings

art bike

blimp
The MetLife blimp was in town

strange creatures that walk on boobies

bring us the victim trees
Finally, I reached my destination, the trees being poisoned
by the spray from the “waterfall”

"waterfall", killer of trees
And there’s the tree killer, caught in the act

wooden ring

fusion painting

(untitled)
This thing (“(untitled)”) reminds me of candy dishes for some reason

gps, google maps
That green dot is me, the dark spot is “(untitled)” above.

This ends my story about August 16th. I just realized I forgot to post my trip to Prospect Park in July. I guess that’s coming next.