p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Sunday October 04th 2015, 1:56 am
Filed under: General

(Jul 30) July was all about the fail. Nothing much got done. The perfect middle of the Summer That Wasn’t.

gone and forgotten in moments
When I die, this will be the mark I leave behind

crawling about
The creatures of summer are everywhere

i rue the summer train schedule
There’s been a lot of waiting here

maybe they're mine
Someone has lost their screws

fucked up and wrong
These photos inexplicably continue to sum up my present existence perfectly

hello, i'd like to speak to the 80's please.
Is there help on the other end of that line?

massive warby parker fail
The eyeglasses that weren’t meant to be.


Friday June 12th 2015, 9:24 pm
Filed under: General

(May 18) To the city.

today it's the stairs
LIRR is always building something
Usually at a speed glaciers find intolerably slow

train and bus
The hub

tired time
The return home

can crocs go away forever soon, please?
The Giant’s Crocs

accept no foreign butt plugs!
Glad to see they bought American

it is not from envy
I am green.


Thursday May 21st 2015, 8:59 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 27) It is now undeniably spring. And it becomes time to ponder the reasons why I am still here.

too familiar
Familiar turf.

i'd never really noticed this before
Though I still have not seen it all

hundreds of thousands? millions?
I wonder how many times people have walked past this sign.

unless the building goes away *cough*
This will now always look the same, every time.

anything for a buck, yo
Disney, stayin classy.

i don't care if worsener is not a word
Beer. The cause of, and worsener of problems.


Tuesday April 28th 2015, 7:17 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 18) I am continually asked why I am doing this. It is hard to explain.

this stirs up memories of how f. scott fitzgerald described manhattan
When you enter the city by car on the Long Island Expressway,

the skyscrapers poke up past the roadbed
you rise as you approach Manhattan,

after paying a shakedown fee
Then you go down under the river

it continues to escape me
I’m still trying to get the perfect shot down here

maybe someday, sometime.
I don’t get many opportunities, due to expense and infrequent auto travel into Manhattan.

my skills are not
I think the ubercamera is up to the task,

sssshhhhhaaaaakkkkkeeeeeey shake
for now, here is my simulation of an earthquake during a tunnel trip.

that's a $90 shirt
Overkill


Saturday April 18th 2015, 7:54 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 18) Nothing is happening. Like, nothing.

must. maintain. contact. all. times.
This is something everyone with a dog understands

deer
“Stargazer”

better than crime, right?
Nail clipping continues to plague the subway

the belly's not going to rub itself, yo.
Someone wants something

i wonder though if all anyone else sees is blurry
I like these blurry, artsy things

they're very me, somehow
I like these kicks

ugh and smile
See what I did there?