p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Thursday September 04th 2008, 12:12 am
Filed under: General

(August 17) Since most of my visits to Central Park don’t involve leaving the street loops around it, I decided to look around the inside of the park a little.

what's that penned onto the ad?
If you’re paying attention, the sages of Brooklyn
have critiqued this ad for your sarcastic amusement

ha ha ha
It’s probably true

boobie fountain
Pulitzer Fountain

scourge of the south
General Sherman, not so beloved below the Mason-Dixon line.

it's made of stars
It lights up when someone stands in the doorway

but are there clowns?
Mini amusement park

walkway
There’s a large number of statues lining the path

the bard
Shakespeare

wally
Walter Scott

robby
Robert Burns

fitzy
Fitz Greene Halleck

look out for the gators!
The bayou of Central Park

row row row your boat...

pro greensward balloon

there's always people dancing here
Dancing in the park

creek
I followed a path into what turned out to be The Ramble

is your path rocky?

at least there's no toll
Timothy Laupot bridge

compare and contrast
Only a few feet from Manhattan, I exited out onto the street

the donald is everywhere
Trump International (Hotel)

mta: meeting your expectations, every day
I was wondering how long would pass before I saw this on one of the new screens


Monday September 01st 2008, 10:44 pm
Filed under: General

(August 16) Yes, I am still posting about August 16th. (I finally remembered to tag the DUMBO photos though) The day that started out as a small trip to DUMBO to snap a few photos of the Revs sculpture before it is stolen into the private market, didn’t end with me walking back from the mural and heading straight to the York St. Station. Upon seeing one of the Manhattan “waterfalls”, I decided to go visit the trees that are being killed by the Brooklyn Bridge “waterfall”.

photographer
As it turned out, the place was full of photographers

underbridge
Under the Brooklyn Bridge, on the shores of the East River,
you’ll find Brooklyn Bridge Park

waves
Lots of people were sitting around here listening to the waves

cylinders
The park is presently full of artwork that has a “recycled feel” to it

gears and things

metal flowers

manhattan bridge
There’s lots of great views of the Manhattan Bridge here

parkgoers on grass
It seems to be a popular destination and hangout

sunset brooklyn bridge
There’s also a lot of good views of the Brooklyn Bridge

cromosaurus

wedding under the manhattan bridge
As I would later find out, this seems to be the place to have weddings

art bike

blimp
The MetLife blimp was in town

strange creatures that walk on boobies

bring us the victim trees
Finally, I reached my destination, the trees being poisoned
by the spray from the “waterfall”

"waterfall", killer of trees
And there’s the tree killer, caught in the act

wooden ring

fusion painting

(untitled)
This thing (“(untitled)”) reminds me of candy dishes for some reason

gps, google maps
That green dot is me, the dark spot is “(untitled)” above.

This ends my story about August 16th. I just realized I forgot to post my trip to Prospect Park in July. I guess that’s coming next.


Friday August 22nd 2008, 6:00 am
Filed under: General

bowery on the j
Bowery Station on the J.

brer rat
First time I’ve ever seen a rat on the platform itself.

subway somethingorother
This probably leads to The Penguin’s lair.

essex st station

human

The woman on the right stepped in front of everyone when the train stopped at Canal St.
She then stepped over a stroller with a baby in it and cut off an old woman trying to exit the train.
I nominate her for worst person in New York City.


Tuesday August 19th 2008, 8:45 am
Filed under: General

They’re tearing the street up, it’s going to be closed for two years. I suppose by government standards, that’s pretty snappy.

fulton st. M station

under the pavement
Scary-looking infrastructure.

mosaic of ships
There are a lot of mosaics underground, many are very themed and elaborate.

mosaic of ships

mosaic of ships


Saturday August 16th 2008, 6:35 am
Filed under: General

After reading that Keith Haring’s former collaborator altered the Haring memorial mural, I realized that there is a Keith Haring memorial mural, and that I should go take some photos. Apparently it’s only going to be there until around the end of 2008.

keith haring memorial

keith haring memorial

bridge

The “original re-creation” can be seen here.