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Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Wednesday November 26th 2008, 12:39 am
Filed under: General

(October 31) The mission on this day was as follows: Tree Huts, Banksy, Parade. Things didn’t work out so well on any of the three counts; light and timing were the lessons of the day. Though there were people inside looking at paperwork and eating real food, Banksy’s Village Pet Store & Charcoal Grill closed eariler than was reported by the press and all I got was a glimpse through the windows.

adopt the pets today, or eat them next week
Oddly enough, I suppose I didn’t really miss too much, it’s a small store.

psst... it's not real!
I could see more than I could realistically photograph through the windows.

who's got camera baits?
These things breed like rats, there’s as many cameras as rodents in this city.

mrs. peter cottontail
I took the obligatory shots….

now you know where the chicken nuggets come from
… the same ones that ten thousand other people took.

papered over
And then… it was gone.


Monday November 24th 2008, 12:47 am
Filed under: General

(October 31 & November 23) Unless you grew up in a city or a suburban area that isn’t quite ready to admit it has become urban, there’s probably a tree house in your past somewhere. While the Tadashi Kawamata Tree Huts in Madison Square Park aren’t real, they evoke memories of the tree houses of childhood. If they were real, it just wouldn’t work. Half would be occupied by squatters, the other half would have been rented out for $1200 a month by unlicensed real estate swindlers.

tree hut
Unfortunately, it was already getting dark when I arrived. I hate Standard Time.
Still, I took photos, not knowing if I’d be back.

clock tower
On November 23, two days after the exhibit officially ended, I went back. It was getting late again, though not as bad as last time. I still hate Standard Time.

tree hut

tree huts

treehut

the squirrel of authenticity
The squirrels lend an air of authenticity to the tree huts.

tree-hut

tree the hutt

Next stop…. the Prayer Booths at the Roosevelt Island Tramway.


Thursday November 20th 2008, 1:24 am
Filed under: General

(October 19) Those showing up today got a free wooden cheapo-crap set of dominos. The view was much more worth the trip.

chrysler bldg, citigroup building
I can’t afford this view.

domino waterfront

williamsburg bridge
Billyburg Bridge

williamsburg bridge

williamsburg bridge

williamsburg bridge

empire state building

manhattan skyline

empire state building, chrysler building


Monday November 17th 2008, 8:52 pm
Filed under: General

(October 19) Now that the developer of the Domino Sugar Refinery in Williamsburg is making nice with the community, they held an open house. I arrived to find a lot of people like myself, taking photographs, as well as many milling around, and sitting at tables, drinking wine and eating cheese that they’d brought with them. The property does have quite a view.

mexican band
I don’t think I’ve ever seen these guys on a Sunday afternoon before.

dude on stoop
There’s a lot going on behind all these closed doors.

strange graffitti
There’s a story here, I just don’t know what.

but do they love hipsters?
They love art.

passout record shop
A relic from another time.

mom & pop brooklyn store
I think I saw this place on Gothamist.

wildflowers
It’s a very colorful neighborhood.

who wants to do it?, step right up!
Very colorful.

east side of manhattan
This is what you see at the end of the entrance path.


Wednesday November 12th 2008, 4:31 pm
Filed under: General

(October 14) I go to the Hudson Park Library twice a month, but stop just before the park next to the library, which in a nearly infinite New York sort of way, isn’t called Hudson Park, but rather the James J. Walker park. Walker himself, the man the park was named for, was an infamously corrupt mayor who actually fled the country in fear of prosecution. Naturally, a park was named in his honor.

Despite having surely seen it before, when I was last in the park about two years ago, it failed to register in my mind, and thus I was a little surprised when I noticed there was a genuine Keith Haring mural on the wall by the pool.


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