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Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Wednesday March 25th 2015, 12:00 am
Filed under: General

(Feb 27) A comparison. A cake. A comparison of cake.

night scene
Phone camera

same night scene, different camera
Ubercamera

you know what the cake is
So it is written

you know it's good ...
Phone camera

... because it's blue, bitch!
Ubercamera
I can’t tell what’s crap until it’s on the computer

the snowpocalypse is nigh!
Hide under the covers!


Tuesday March 24th 2015, 11:57 pm
Filed under: General

(Feb 15) Or at least the dogs seem to think so. Did you know there’s prime real estate on a bed? The dogs both seem to know about that too.

spoiled
I think I will refrain from again talking of moving until it is underway

also spoiled
But one last update is coming, for the photo has already been taken


Tuesday November 18th 2014, 8:01 pm
Filed under: General

(Nov 18) I need to figure out a better way to process my phone photos. Instant uploads to “the cloud” turn out not to be terribly useful to me.

it's a very short list of things i'm going to miss about here
Ok. I’m going to miss grilling over an open fire.

nearly invisible me
I like this effect

in the eerie glow
It takes decent night photos for a phone

i've been there twice now
I sent this to Viza to announce my arrival on Roosevelt Island

it was not however, a sign of good fortune
If you look closely, there’s a rainbow

bitch!
Jesse Pinkman wuz here

seven. eleven. "pizza." need more be said?
A travesty committed against pizza

i miss seeing lindsay regularly
I had lunch with Lindsay and Leah

he's a good little boy
I’m really going to miss him.

this is how george hotz got his job at google
Irony.

aren't we all?
The stickers spoke truth.


Monday October 27th 2014, 11:56 pm
Filed under: General

(Oct 26) Wheels are in motion. I have rented a storage unit.

huntington hospital
Tried to catch the HART bus here. It never showed up. Ended up taking the Suffolk County Transit bus.

atlas
I’m going to miss this one terribly.

romeo
This one’s been visiting a lot too.

skeldeneletons
I’ve realized I don’t really take many photos in Selden.


Tuesday September 30th 2014, 9:28 pm
Filed under: General

(Sep 17) Emptying the queue.

i'm going to miss him
He’s gotten a little attached to me

i don't think i ever found a toy in the street in the city
I run into a lot of lost toys around here

and romeo knows it, he doesn't sleep on my bed often anymore
He only reluctantly shares this space with Romeo

yeah bitch, science!
I had a Walter White moment and realized how to freeze water in glass jars

public art at the lirr mineola station. hah!
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