p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Friday June 12th 2015, 9:24 pm
Filed under: General

(May 18) To the city.

today it's the stairs
LIRR is always building something
Usually at a speed glaciers find intolerably slow

train and bus
The hub

tired time
The return home

can crocs go away forever soon, please?
The Giant’s Crocs

accept no foreign butt plugs!
Glad to see they bought American

it is not from envy
I am green.


Tuesday May 05th 2015, 4:27 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 20) This post was Snoop-approved.

but these are the tackiest shoes i've ever seen
The wearer was a very friendly tourist/student.

i love these things though
Decode please

tickettime
Someone’s having a shitty evening

thirstycoon
Would you like some raccoon with your beer?

the store workers said he was nasty, too
Did he forget his photo ID?

the peak moment of the stoner national holiday
Seeing this on my phone, I couldn’t resist saving it.


Saturday April 18th 2015, 7:54 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 18) Nothing is happening. Like, nothing.

must. maintain. contact. all. times.
This is something everyone with a dog understands

deer
“Stargazer”

better than crime, right?
Nail clipping continues to plague the subway

the belly's not going to rub itself, yo.
Someone wants something

i wonder though if all anyone else sees is blurry
I like these blurry, artsy things

they're very me, somehow
I like these kicks

ugh and smile
See what I did there?