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Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Sunday May 29th 2005, 9:21 pm
Filed under: General

And Frisbee Is Life.
May 25.

billy.

It’s all about the frisbee.

more billy.

He never lets it out of his sight.


Tuesday May 24th 2005, 8:36 pm
Filed under: General

A trip out for coffee.

 

 purplish

Azeleas.

 

 red

More Azeleas.

 

 red maple

Red Maple.

 

 walnut?

I think this is a walnut tree.

 

 me.

The boy in the window.

 

 barber pole

Barber shop pole.
Unbroken, unlike all the ones I’ve seen in the city.

 

 purple pansies.

The gayest flowers of all.

 

 scaryness.

This store scares me.

 


Tuesday April 05th 2005, 12:12 am
Filed under: General

Spring has finally sprung, and the clocks have been returned to the sanity of DST.

are they crocus, crocuses, or croci?

our first daffodil

For Louis, I present…

b00bies?
… crocus boobies.


Monday December 08th 2003, 6:50 am
Filed under: General

I’m pretty sure no one ever comes here but me, and it takes enough effort to maintain this that I wonder why I do it. I really don’t know why I bother, but it’s got to be whatever impulse made me start doing it to begin with. Between the $10 to register the domain and the time put into futzing with the software, I’ve invested quite a bit of myself into something I can’t explain. Ditto for the whole camera-phone business.

To summarize this week,… It snowed.

hey there!

And of course, Christmas started this year before Thanksgiving did.

wreath


God help me, I'm starting to like these shitty phone pics.
of darkness and light

you can see it like streaks
you can see it like streaks

I’m looking my usual yecchy self.
yecch, who is this bum?

Sure, plow it right onto the sidewalk.
sure, plow it right onto the sidewalk.

The snow monster. Or maybe a shrubbery.
the snow monster

The Peerless, snowed in.
nan's car

The Victorian Home Tour laughs at your blizzard!
ha!

I think they’re kinda quacky.
the ducks don't seem to care.

Yeah, it’s a winter freaking wonderland…
i'll probably have to live with this snow for weeks.

Currier & Ives material
All snowy and shit

The birds were smart and left town.
feeder full of snow

Snow, as far as the eye can see.
it looks nice, actually

That’s a lot of snow.
and that's just what piled up on my barbecue grill!

Port Jefferson Village Hall

Dickens Alley. Be afraid. Be Very Afraid.
oh...kay.

The wreaths look much nicer with snow.
they're not too bad now

The Receiver of Taxes building
fitting it's at the start of dickens alley, huh?

It wasn’t even over the next day.
blech


Friday November 14th 2003, 2:27 am
Filed under: General

Today, a large low-pressure system blew threw town, bringing winds in excess of 50mph. As I walked to a client’s business today, small branches were falling all around.

stormy sky

The last of the blooming plants took a beating today just from the wind.

chrysanthemum

As the storm progressed, things started to detatch.

sign

Tonight, as has often been the case lately, I made the round-trip uptown around 10:30pm at the very last minute.

heading uptown

The very last minute for what?

Chinese food, of course.
chinese food

On the way home, one of the three trunks of a giant tree about twenty feet away from me snapped and came crashing to the ground. I felt the thud travel through the ground. I’ll see if I can’t get a picture of it in the daylight.

This stuff is worthless shit.
worthless shit