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Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Monday September 29th 2008, 5:05 am
Filed under: General

(September 7) I was determined to make it to the HOWL Festival this year. It was only a token appearance, but I made it.

write this down somewhere
Waiting for the F from Brooklyn to the East Village, I noticed we’ve got a higher grade of graffitti artist in the neighborhood

"Things the wait for a train inspires, for $200, Alex?"
Along with some random doodling

oh kay
You know you’re in the East Village when the local entertainment includes “Cannibal! The Musical”, and “Poultrygeist”

but at what price?
Free Fortunes!

where's my damn money?
Right about now, would be really good.

on the stage
Low Life

shirts
It’s very Tompkins Sq. Park, yes.

I'll bet he doesn't remember being there
He’s got a bad memory

the somethingorotherwithstrings
He plays it well, whatever it is.


Sunday September 28th 2008, 1:00 pm
Filed under: General

(September 6) I had never been to Astroland in Coney Island, and on the day before it is apparently this this time for reals, closing, I decided to go get photos. In the rain. I thought there was something apropos about the remnants of a large storm blowing through at the end.

rollercoaster
The Cyclone and the Wonder Wheel have landmark protection and will remain. Not sure how that’s going to work out.

ferris wheel
Wonder Wheel

whipping winds
Down at the beach

boardwalk
Back on the boardwalk

happy trippy trash
I shared the boardwalk with maybe a half dozen other people.

fireman ride
This is probably where Tony_M went to play as a child.

sell short!
Oddly enough, I ran into the architect of the US economy for the past 30 years. You’d have thought he had more important things to do right around now.

saturn 6
The rocket to somewhere, but not back to here.

very, very near
The end is near.

but, will there be balloons?
As previously noted, the gift shop marks the end of the event.
And so thus ends our tour of of world famous Astroland on the Coney Island boardwalk.

hot dog hq
Heading back to the subway, I passed what I think is the Nathan’s mothership

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And their Countdown to Gluttony

F track
Exit, Coney Island

rain, rain, go away,...
Back out into the rain on Smith St.

orange zinnia, no relation to orange crush
I suppose the rain is good for something

perseverance
This cone has known better days. I understand how it feels.

oh the smell
Somehow, really don’t think the Gowanus Canal has any chance of being non-toxic any time in the foreseeable future.


Saturday September 06th 2008, 8:22 am
Filed under: General

(August 30) Viza will be pleased to know that having walked the Brooklyn and Williamsburg bridges, that I finally went to the Brooklyn end of the Manhattan Bridge, and ventured across. I had planned on exploring further into Manhattan, but I was pretty tired by the time I stepped off the bridge in Chinatown. I need to return to Chinatown with my camera again.

manhattan bridge
When last I saw the Manhattan Bridge, it was from the grounds of Brooklyn Bridge Park.

ad two point oh
I walked past this on my way to the F station.
At what point do we stop pretending blogs aren’t mainstream even if the vast majority of people don’t have one?

plaza
The plaza at the foot of the steps.

entrance to the bridge
This is much nicer than the entrance to the Brooklyn Bridge.
Unfortunately, this would prove to be the only win for the Manhattan Bridge,
It suffers from the visual pollution of chain link fence,
meaning the view seen through my camera far exceeds what reality provides.

walkway
Unlike the Brooklyn and Williamsburg bridges, the bike lanes in both directions are together, as are the walkways.

skybridge
One of the defining characteristics of this neighborhood is the unusually large number of skybridges, which link the many Watchtower Buildings.

tennis, anyone?
You get an interesting view from up here, like of rooftop tennis courts

photographer
In a city of eight million people, someone’s always thinking something very similar to what you’re thinking

trees on the roofs
I’m a kid from the suburbs, and the woods this is not.
But if I were going to waste a lot of money living in the city,
I wouldn’t mind having one of these rooftop gardens

traffic dept.
On this bridge you’ll see no traffic at all.
Unfortunately the same cannot be said about seeing subways trains.

locked gate
I’ll bet the views from these are great

pigeon
The pigeon, who laughs at the locked gates, mocked me

rooftops
I wouldn’t mind having rooftop access, period, like these people

windows

the seafaring version of the checker cab
We can only hope the Water Taxi is more safely operated than the street taxis are

wedding
I’m getting the impression it’s non-stop weddings at this spot of the park

brooklyn bridge park
Brooklyn Bridge Park

jetskis
The idea of East River water touching my body creeps me out

1901 - 1910

Part two coming soon.


Tuesday September 02nd 2008, 6:00 pm
Filed under: General

(July 26) I decided at long last it was time to go see Prospect Park, as a possible place to rollerblade. In the end I don’t think I got a really good look at it. I got dizzy, felt sick to my stomach, and thought I was going to pass out trying to blade to the top of the eastern side of the street that circles inside the park. That was a first.

5th ave, park slope
This was the evening before. It struck me that this part of Brooklyn
has a suburban downtown feel to it

grand army plaza, park slope
Past 5th Ave (above), and further northeast until I reached
Grand Army Plaza at the entrance to Prospect Park

grand army plaza
Grand Army Plaza, across from the park’s entrance

prospect park
Unlike Central Park in Manhattan, Prospect Park is a family-oriented park

sun rays behind clouds
I thought this was quite a sight

food co-op
Feeling ill, as I was, I failed to notice the sculpture until just now;
actually I noticed, but failed to comprehend at the time

mosaic
Another unexpected mosiac

tea lounge
I also failed to notice the interestingly painted building
to the right of the Tea Lounge


Monday September 01st 2008, 10:44 pm
Filed under: General

(August 16) Yes, I am still posting about August 16th. (I finally remembered to tag the DUMBO photos though) The day that started out as a small trip to DUMBO to snap a few photos of the Revs sculpture before it is stolen into the private market, didn’t end with me walking back from the mural and heading straight to the York St. Station. Upon seeing one of the Manhattan “waterfalls”, I decided to go visit the trees that are being killed by the Brooklyn Bridge “waterfall”.

photographer
As it turned out, the place was full of photographers

underbridge
Under the Brooklyn Bridge, on the shores of the East River,
you’ll find Brooklyn Bridge Park

waves
Lots of people were sitting around here listening to the waves

cylinders
The park is presently full of artwork that has a “recycled feel” to it

gears and things

metal flowers

manhattan bridge
There’s lots of great views of the Manhattan Bridge here

parkgoers on grass
It seems to be a popular destination and hangout

sunset brooklyn bridge
There’s also a lot of good views of the Brooklyn Bridge

cromosaurus

wedding under the manhattan bridge
As I would later find out, this seems to be the place to have weddings

art bike

blimp
The MetLife blimp was in town

strange creatures that walk on boobies

bring us the victim trees
Finally, I reached my destination, the trees being poisoned
by the spray from the “waterfall”

"waterfall", killer of trees
And there’s the tree killer, caught in the act

wooden ring

fusion painting

(untitled)
This thing (“(untitled)”) reminds me of candy dishes for some reason

gps, google maps
That green dot is me, the dark spot is “(untitled)” above.

This ends my story about August 16th. I just realized I forgot to post my trip to Prospect Park in July. I guess that’s coming next.