p s e u d o r e a l

Better Than Real Because It's Not.


Thursday May 21st 2015, 8:59 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 27) It is now undeniably spring. And it becomes time to ponder the reasons why I am still here.

too familiar
Familiar turf.

i'd never really noticed this before
Though I still have not seen it all

hundreds of thousands? millions?
I wonder how many times people have walked past this sign.

unless the building goes away *cough*
This will now always look the same, every time.

anything for a buck, yo
Disney, stayin classy.

i don't care if worsener is not a word
Beer. The cause of, and worsener of problems.


Tuesday May 05th 2015, 4:27 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 20) This post was Snoop-approved.

but these are the tackiest shoes i've ever seen
The wearer was a very friendly tourist/student.

i love these things though
Decode please

tickettime
Someone’s having a shitty evening

thirstycoon
Would you like some raccoon with your beer?

the store workers said he was nasty, too
Did he forget his photo ID?

the peak moment of the stoner national holiday
Seeing this on my phone, I couldn’t resist saving it.


Saturday April 18th 2015, 7:54 pm
Filed under: General

(Apr 18) Nothing is happening. Like, nothing.

must. maintain. contact. all. times.
This is something everyone with a dog understands

deer
“Stargazer”

better than crime, right?
Nail clipping continues to plague the subway

the belly's not going to rub itself, yo.
Someone wants something

i wonder though if all anyone else sees is blurry
I like these blurry, artsy things

they're very me, somehow
I like these kicks

ugh and smile
See what I did there?


Monday April 06th 2015, 12:20 am
Filed under: General

(Mar 25) I’m itching get better at photography.

so i grabbed the tripod and went out
Part of getting better is showing up

i really need a lens or two
I need to learn too, though.

the galaxy s5 fails to impress
I’m pretty dissatisfied with the phone camera.

meh
In some ways it’s like my phone from 2003.


Sunday July 27th 2014, 1:52 am
Filed under: General

(Jun 29) I’ve got around.

hai
Now I can say I’ve been to the Boardy Barn

chestnut flowers
I remember these from my home in West Sayville

i'm not sure why romeo doesn't come down as often
Atlas has displaced Romeo as the dog who spends the day with me